Proverbs of a Nerd

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--The evil I do people seem to like; it's the good that's often turd and bones. --I think, therefore I'm not. --Do unto me as you would have liked to do unto others. --God grant me the courage to pester women who will never like me, The serenity to reject women who are desperate enough to be interested in me, And the density to ignore the inference. Copyright by Nicholas Gordon. Free for personal or non-commercial use.