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THE CHEF'S
PROLOGUE
A silence greeted this ungodly
tale, As though whatever words one spoke would fail To resonate in
depths so dark and cold As those that drowned the tale the sheriff
told.
Until the chef, whose turn was next, spoke out, And said,
"Now there's your truth and play, no doubt, For art arranges happenings
just so, To make us see again the world we know. I have an epiphany
as well To grace the tale I will shortly tell --"
"God forbid!"
the bartender broke in. "We've had enough of brutal tales and
grim Epiphanies. Now leave that stuff alone, Or all these lovely
people will go home. Give us something lively, light, and fun, Or
I'm afraid our tale telling's done."
"All right," the chef agreed.
"I'll do my best. But you have put my powers to the test. I have no
tale in mind ... Ah, yes! Here goes! But how I'll ever finish it, God
knows."
THE CHEF'S
TALE
There was an assistant manager
whose work Would once have been intended for a clerk. But nowadays
we make the ego king And so inflate the worth of
everything.
Assistant manager's the lowest rung, But sounds much
better on the ignorant tongue Than clerk or secretary or
cashier, Words that we no longer wish to hear. Hard work and real
achievement get the same Recognition, title, status, name As
mediocrity, or often worse.
Now this young man was to his boss a
curse. He hated work and often loved to play Computer games to while
the time away, Or chat online with strangers, friends,
whomever. When his boss came 'round, he would endeavor To look as
though he had no time to spare, So overworked he was, and full of
care.
Yet at five o'clock, right on the dot, He was gone,
overworked or not, To happy hour at a nearby bar Or home to find
friends for his avatar, A cartoon he called Perkin Reveler After
Chaucer's uncouth character.
This Perkin chatted gaily with
cartoons, Avatars he met in closed chat rooms, Where they had sex
(in words -- they had no flesh), Two avatars in virtual
congress. The person -- Stanley -- had a friend named Steve, Whose
wife was somewhere out there, he believed, Since Steve once said he
caught her in the act Of having sex in words, if not in
fact.
She promised him that she would stop if he Would satisfy
her in reality, But Stanley knew quite well her avatar Was having
better sex online by far.
There was no way, of course, that he
could know What lay behind each avatar, and so He fantasized right
through the fantasy That it was Steve's wife in reality, Enjoying
all those layers --
At this the chef broke off, and to us
said, "I am afraid my inspiration's dead." "Oh, go on!" the baker
urged. "You've made Us anxious to hear more. The plot you've
laid With Steven's wife is quite intriguing, and Your character is
quite the modern man."
"Have a drink!" the sheriff said. "And
then You'll get your inspiration back again." "I'm sorry. You don't
understand. He's dead," The chef insisted. "Chaucer. Chaucer's
dead."
"Chaucer wrote this tale of avatars, Computers, chat
rooms, happy hours at bars?" The lawyer asked, as though it could not
be.
"Not exactly," said the chef. "But he Set out the bones. The
flesh, it's true, is mine. This isn't a translation, line for
line, But let us say an adaptation that Rides through our own brief
time on Chaucer's back.
"But somehow I was drawn to tell a
tale That Chaucer left unfinished, doomed to fail. Well, there it
is. I've tried to do my best. Now I'll sit back and listen to the
rest."
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